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Apples

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The experimental math department's budget is under scrutiny for how much they've been spending on trains leaving Chicago at 9:00pm traveling at 45 mph.
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The experimental math department's budget is under scrutiny for how much they've been spending on trains leaving Chicago at 9:00pm traveling at 45 mph.
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Fishing

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'That's definitely above the catch-and-release size minimum for planetesimals.' 'I'm going to throw it back anyway.'
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'That's definitely above the catch-and-release size minimum for planetesimals.' 'I'm going to throw it back anyway.'
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Hyperacute Interdynamics

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Our models fall apart where the three theories overlap; we're unable to predict what happens when a nanometer-sized squirrel eats a grapefruit with the mass of the sun.
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Our models fall apart where the three theories overlap; we're unable to predict what happens when a nanometer-sized squirrel eats a grapefruit with the mass of the sun.
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Chessboard Alignment

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Luckily, the range is limited by the fact that the square boundary lines follow great circles.
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Luckily, the range is limited by the fact that the square boundary lines follow great circles.
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Inverted Catenaries

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Some tires are marketed as 'all-shape tires,' but if driven in a climate with both inverted catenary falls and triangle falls, they wear out really fast.
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Some tires are marketed as 'all-shape tires,' but if driven in a climate with both inverted catenary falls and triangle falls, they wear out really fast.
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Website Task Flowchart

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Tired of waiting on hold? Use our website to chat with one of our live agents, who are available to produce words at you 24/7!
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Tired of waiting on hold? Use our website to chat with one of our live agents, who are available to produce words at you 24/7!
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LadyStrawberries
1 day ago
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I swear to god if I see one more conversational interface today. It's even worse when this applies to real institutions
DGA51
11 days ago
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Reality
Central Pennsyltucky
jlvanderzwan
11 days ago
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Was todays xkcd written by 100R?
macr0t0r
11 days ago
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That's a perfect description of AI chat agents: "who are available to produce words at you 24/7"
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